Are you arrogant?
Are you hopelessly out out of touch with the mood that is sweeping this country?
Do you have the ability to monitor, keep meticulous records and process all financial matters like South Africa’s Department of Home Affairs?
Are you able to deny allegations contemptuously?
Standards manager’s skills can be compared to having one child mopping up a tsunami with an ear-swab.
Do you feel San Marina residents will take advantage of your gardening skills?!
Should you fit this profile, please apply at the Marina da Gama Association’s offices for a job on the Executive Committee. The pay aint good, but the job sure has its perks. (Please note, you will have to swear an oath of secrecy on acceptance of the position. No moles allowed!!)
Warren
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackYou forgot to mention the best bits:
1. you needn’t worry about interviews, that dreaded cv interrogation and pesky credit/character reference checks – nobody else wants the job anyway so these are dispensed with
2. it’s really the easiest job in the world because only one or two people make all the decisions – and you’re not one of them
3. being a ‘volunteer’ grants you some holier than thou status and automatically indemnifies you should you disregard any laws, rules, ethics, morality, the MDGA constitution or any of those other nigglies that are such a waste of time
4. the MDGA are continuously looking for short cuts to reduce the amount of work – eg. instead of having copies of the new (seriously) amended constitution printed & sent to their 1300+ members, so much better if they have to ask us to print a copy and then collect themselves – IF they know to ask that is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
5. oh yes and after serving a year or two doing as little as possible in whatever way you like you can list the invaluable experience you’ve gained on your CV – in which case you may just get that plum job on the Marina Wide Security Scheme…
And don’t forget that the perks also cover the whole extended family. Niether they nor you will ever have to conform to standards again.
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