http://marinasecurity.mylifeinsa.com/2008/06/11/at-a-glancejob-available/ marina da gama Sat, 27 Aug 2011 21:06:34 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://marinasecurity.mylifeinsa.com/2008/06/11/at-a-glancejob-available/#comment-298 ll Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:30:09 +0000 http://marinasecurity.mylifeinsa.com/2008/06/11/at-a-glancejob-available/#comment-298 And don't forget that the perks also cover the whole extended family. Niether they nor you will ever have to conform to standards again. And don’t forget that the perks also cover the whole extended family. Niether they nor you will ever have to conform to standards again.

]]> http://marinasecurity.mylifeinsa.com/2008/06/11/at-a-glancejob-available/#comment-295 jt Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:39:12 +0000 http://marinasecurity.mylifeinsa.com/2008/06/11/at-a-glancejob-available/#comment-295 You forgot to mention the best bits: 1. you needn't worry about interviews, that dreaded cv interrogation and pesky credit/character reference checks - nobody else wants the job anyway so these are dispensed with 2. it's really the easiest job in the world because only one or two people make all the decisions - and you're not one of them 3. being a 'volunteer' grants you some holier than thou status and automatically indemnifies you should you disregard any laws, rules, ethics, morality, the MDGA constitution or any of those other nigglies that are such a waste of time 4. the MDGA are continuously looking for short cuts to reduce the amount of work - eg. instead of having copies of the new (seriously) amended constitution printed & sent to their 1300+ members, so much better if they have to ask us to print a copy and then collect themselves - IF they know to ask that is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 5. oh yes and after serving a year or two doing as little as possible in whatever way you like you can list the invaluable experience you've gained on your CV - in which case you may just get that plum job on the Marina Wide Security Scheme... You forgot to mention the best bits:
1. you needn’t worry about interviews, that dreaded cv interrogation and pesky credit/character reference checks – nobody else wants the job anyway so these are dispensed with
2. it’s really the easiest job in the world because only one or two people make all the decisions – and you’re not one of them
3. being a ‘volunteer’ grants you some holier than thou status and automatically indemnifies you should you disregard any laws, rules, ethics, morality, the MDGA constitution or any of those other nigglies that are such a waste of time
4. the MDGA are continuously looking for short cuts to reduce the amount of work – eg. instead of having copies of the new (seriously) amended constitution printed & sent to their 1300+ members, so much better if they have to ask us to print a copy and then collect themselves – IF they know to ask that is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
5. oh yes and after serving a year or two doing as little as possible in whatever way you like you can list the invaluable experience you’ve gained on your CV – in which case you may just get that plum job on the Marina Wide Security Scheme…

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